Haikus/PiKus

Shannon

From battle of Troy

Oddesseus wants his wife

takes time to come home

Pip wants more money

Estella is a meanie

She rejects him for Drummle

Alternate ending

Pip and Estella run off

into the sunset

he loves her

but

they die in end

Romeo

and

Juliet die

Benvolio dies

Mad Romeo kills Tybalt

Romeo banished